What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad)

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off

What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?

Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland.

How do you kiss a pike?
Very carefully

What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.