Why don't elephants play computer games?
They are scared of the mouse!
What kind of cats likes to go bowling?
Alley cats.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
What do you call an angry lion?
You don't call him anything you just run.
If a dictionary goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A?
A zebra.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
A milk quacker.
What kind of ties do pigs wear?
Pig stys.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove that it wasn't a chicken!
What do cats eat?
Mice bubbles.
Why do ducks watch the news?
To get the feather forecast
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog?
An animal that chases itself.
How does a flea get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
What do you get if you cross a shark with a parrot?
An animal that talks your head off.
How do you stop a dinosaur charging?
Take away his credit card.
What did the parrot say to the spaniel?
I'm a cocker too.
What looks like half a cat ?
The other half !
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot !
How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same way as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
What is a French cat's favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse !
What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw !
How do you know if your cat's got a bad cold ?
He has cat-arrh !
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look !
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out at night !